Woody

SUMMARY: Jack tables the idea of starting a new relationship.
CATEGORY: Humor, total spoof, making fun of show, not to be taken seriously
TIME: Season 9
SPOILERS: Through Origins in Season 9
WARNINGS: Slap (This is an entirely new type of pairing, neither ship nor slash)
PAIRINGS: Jack/briefing room table
RATING: PG-13, maybe R. If you have to ask your mother, it’s R
COMPLETED: August 2005
AUTHOR’S NOTES: Dedicated to Gategrrl and Moonyshade after a discussion about Stargate’s rather bizarre fic labelling and warning system

THIS IS A SPOOF STORY. IT CONTAINS JUVENILE SEXUAL INNUENDO. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. OR TEASED, DEPENDING ON YOUR POINT OF VIEW.

4.01 Small Victories Rewrite

SUMMARY: Small Victories, re-written with more Daniel and Teal’c, a couple of characters swapped around, and a little tiny tag at the end which I hope is amusing
CATEGORY: Drama
TIME: Season 4
SPOILERS: Anything through Small Victories
RATING: PG
COMPLETED: January 23, 2007
AUTHOR’S NOTES: This may suck.  I didn’t beta it because I was more concerned about just getting it up before I get lost in a never-ending loop of edits.